January 03, 2007

You die
You expect to be heading upwards
Towards heaven
But not you
You made a mistake
In your life
You said God Damn It
501 times
500 is the limit to get into heaven
You feel yourself being pulled downward
There are screams
Smoke, sulfer and flames
You find yourself in an office
The Devil's office
He's going over your file
He looks up and smiles
"Ha! I hope that last God Damn It was worth it"
He looks back down at your file
You have nothing better to do
So you look around his office
And then ... you notice his collection
His collection of clowns
It's then that you know
You're really in Hell

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Vernacular photography is my thing...

Well, that and photos of
plastic covered couches...

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