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October 22, 2006 •
Dear Wisconsin
I love your state. It's beautiful. It's fun
Really nice people
One problem
I no longer drink
And Milwaukee is like Disneyland for alcoholics
No, it's more like heaven for beer drinkers
There's a bar on every freaking corner
And it's what people do up there
Nightly
Ya hey dere
Well Wisconsin, 10 years ago we would have had a great time together
I would have contributed to the local enonomy
In grand fashion
But those times are long gone
Hello Illinois.
I'm back.
