Picnic

February 28, 2006

This Thursday Intuit Gallery will be showing Other People's Pictures. It's a film about obsessive collectors of snapshots. It's supposed to be one hell of a movie. I'll be there and if any of you nuts show up, I'll take you out for pie afterwards.




Brakes

February 28, 2006



Happiness

February 28, 2006



Snazzy

February 28, 2006



Temptation

February 27, 2006



Talent

February 27, 2006



America

February 27, 2006



Assistance

February 27, 2006



Cemented

February 27, 2006



Flashback

February 27, 2006



Occasion

February 26, 2006

Our own Lorelei has started her own blog ...Dame Bramage. Check it out.



Henry

February 26, 2006

I had just moved back to Chicago from Minneapolis. We found a great apartment up in St. Bens. It was perfect. I decided we should get a dog to ...well, you know, protect our stuff. The neighbors across the street had just gotten robbed. A dog would make us safer.

Nicole and I drove down to the Chicago pound to pick out out new dog. We didn't know what kind of dog we were looking for. We were just there to "see what they have". I think every Chicagoian who had adopted a dog from the pound originally just went down there to "see what they have".

In every cage there were eyes begging you to get them out. Me. Out. Now. Me. Me. I didn't know what I exactly was looking for but I had a weird feeling that I had to be there on that day. At the back of the room, in a corner cage, stood a skinny black shepard mix with the biggest ears I'd ever seen on a dog. His eyes had a different look from the others. He was smart. He was strong. He had a sense of humor. How can you tell from one look? I have no idea but in my heart I knew. He was the reason I had to be there that day.

He was a goofball. He wanted to have fun and I knew it. I kneeled down to pet him through the cage. Nicole looked at him and was skeptical. "Are you sure? He looks like trouble." she said. I looked up at Nicole and said "Isn't that what you mom said about me?". She smiled and said "Ha, lets get him then".

We did.

We took him to the apartment and he ran through the door to check out his new home. He was excited. He was happy. "Well, what do we call him". I thought about it for a few minutes. I wanted a name that would fit his personality. I looked down at him and thought he reminded me of my friend in Minneapolis who was a dj, Henry Mhoon. I said "Hey Henry" and his big ears shot up as he turned to look at me. Henry it was.

Henry loved the apartment. The first night he ran around like a kid in a candy store checking out every nook and cranny of his new home. We had just bought this "I Dream of Jeannie" looking couch from an antique store. It was red and yellow with a crazy arabesque look to it. Nicole loved it. So did Henry. He plopped down on the couch and made himself at home. Nicole looked at me and said "Get him off the couch". I convinced Henry it was in his best interest to find a new favorite place. He didn't look too happy about it and reluctantly moved. That night, Nicole and I went out to grab a couple of beers at a local tavern. When we came back to the apartment, there was Henry standing on the couch with a big piece of foam in his mouth. He had dug a hole right in the middle of the couch. It was ruined. He looked at us with a big smile like he was trying to say "Isn't this great!". Nicole freaked out. She wanted to send him back. I knew what happened to dogs that got sent back to the pound. I looked at Henry and I swear he winked at me. I told Nicole I'd take a couple of weeks and train him.

I trained him. I was mean to him. I yelled. I punished. I was everything I swore I would never be in life but it worked. Slowly he learned. Over time, he became one of those amazingly trained dogs that you could walk without a leash. Henry knew hand signals. He listened.He learned anything you taught him. He went to bars with me and sat at my feet to me without letting any distraction get to him.

Through the late ninties, I was lost. I drank. I really drank. No matter how lost I was, Henry was there to show me love. He was just happy to see me. He didn't care what I did. He just wanted me to be there with him.

Those were hard times. Sometimes I just wanted to jump off a bridge but I always thought "Who will take care of Henry?". He kept me alive. He made me laugh when I thought I didn't remember how. He watched over me and he knew where I was at all times even if I didn't.

Yea, I love that dog.

Henry is sick. The cancer has spread. I'm seeing another doctor on monday morning. It's been a really hard week. I'm in an emotional blender.

People will say "It's only a dog, get over it". To those people I send a hearty "Fuck you". The amount of love this simple animal has given me is tenfold what I get from some humans. If you've never owned a dog like Henry, I can't explain it to you. For those of you who do, we smile with the same inner knowledge of which I speak. There is love in the world. This is one place you can find it.

No matter what happens with Henry, I've been blessed to have him as a pet, friend and family member. I wish everyone could experience a dog like Henry.

If you're not doing anything today, you may want to stop by your local pound.
Just to see what they have.


Chores

February 26, 2006



Play

February 26, 2006



Lust

February 25, 2006

It's saturday night...grab someone you love and show them how you feel.



Covered

February 25, 2006



Moment

February 25, 2006



Art

February 24, 2006



Superstar

February 24, 2006



Quoted

February 24, 2006

Something good!

Anything with a monkey on a stick is A-OK by me

(note to self, avoid gnome and monkey on a stick references when talking to reporters...)


Fun

February 24, 2006



Prepared

February 24, 2006



Industrious

February 23, 2006



Slab

February 23, 2006



Cupped

February 23, 2006



Sip

February 23, 2006



Relaxation

February 22, 2006



Happy

February 22, 2006

happinesstours.jpg


Jimmy

February 22, 2006

jimmiestevie&margie.jpg


Punishment

February 21, 2006



Style

February 21, 2006



Next

February 21, 2006



Caught

February 21, 2006



Protected

February 21, 2006



For Alice

February 20, 2006



Target

February 20, 2006



Anticipation

February 20, 2006



Helen

February 20, 2006



Battle

February 19, 2006



Visitors

February 19, 2006



Relief

February 19, 2006



Punchline

February 18, 2006



Spread

February 18, 2006



Choices

February 17, 2006



No

February 17, 2006



Trauma

February 17, 2006



Seduction

February 16, 2006



Basic

February 16, 2006



Collection

February 16, 2006



Pattern

February 16, 2006



Holiday

February 16, 2006



Protection

February 16, 2006



Agile

February 16, 2006



Entertainment

February 15, 2006



Photoblogger

February 15, 2006



Dammit

February 15, 2006

So I head on over to pick up the motorhome this morning and I'm feeling on top of the world. Everything is falling into place. There is goodness on the planet.

There motorhome sits in the owners driveway ready to become the rolling Bighappyfunhouse. I take it for a final test drive. It dies three times. The engine now sounds like shit. The owner looks at me and says "Are you very mechanical?".

I walked away. I'm headed to Indiana to look at another one today.

An old antique dealer once told me this.

"Sometimes when I'm driving home from an estate sale and my car is empty, I say to myself, Hooray Hooray I bought nothing today. Sometimes it's a good day if you find nothing to buy. It means you get to keep your money for another sale"

Cross yer fingers.


Decor

February 15, 2006



Aftermath

February 15, 2006



You

February 14, 2006



Here we go

February 14, 2006

I pick up the motorhome in the morning!


Relaxation

February 14, 2006



Beyond

February 14, 2006



Balance

February 14, 2006



Hell

February 13, 2006



Infantilism

February 13, 2006



Test

February 13, 2006



Lapdance

February 12, 2006



Harvey

February 12, 2006



Temptation

February 12, 2006



Pals

February 12, 2006



Contest

February 12, 2006



Abduction

February 11, 2006



Coiffure

February 11, 2006



Freedom

February 11, 2006



Opinion

February 10, 2006



Lorelei

February 10, 2006



Nick

February 10, 2006

This is Nick from Square America.
His snapshot show is opening tonight at The Carl Hammer Gallery.
If you're in Chicago, head on down an check it out.
Amazing photos and free booze......

And ladies, he's single........



Spacious

February 10, 2006



Assistance

February 10, 2006



Extra

February 09, 2006



Abundance

February 09, 2006



Thrills

February 09, 2006



Grotto

February 08, 2006



Sled

February 08, 2006



Talent

February 08, 2006



Comfort

February 08, 2006



Ambush

February 07, 2006



Wallflower

February 07, 2006



Velveeta

February 07, 2006



American

February 07, 2006



Gimme

February 07, 2006



Participation

February 06, 2006

Sorry for the lack-o-pics today. I was running all over two states buying junk.

Odell
Streator
Rockford
Lake Geneva
Racine

Did you ever drive so much that when you stop, you still feel like you're moving?



Patience

February 06, 2006



Lost

February 06, 2006



Carl Hammer Gallery

February 06, 2006

This Friday, my friend Nick from Square America is having the opening for his snapshot show. He has the most amazing collection on the planet.

I'll be there this at about 6:30. It should be my last night in Chicago so come on down. And yea, I'll take you out for pie afterwards.



Design

February 05, 2006



Giddy

February 05, 2006



talent

February 05, 2006



Decor

February 04, 2006



Excitement

February 04, 2006



Mermaids

February 04, 2006



Really Laura

February 04, 2006



Not Laura

February 04, 2006



Explorer

February 03, 2006



Strength

February 03, 2006



Questions

February 03, 2006

O.K......Who has questions?


Help

February 03, 2006



Protection

February 03, 2006

The amazing chair condom



Fran

February 02, 2006



The Home of The Giant Brandy Snifter

February 02, 2006

In honor of Suzanne and her giant brandy snifter fixation, I've bought the domain name giantbrandysnifter.com. It's been redirected to bighappyfunhouse.

It's the little things in life that make you happy..


Dude

February 02, 2006



Instruction

February 02, 2006



Yonder

February 01, 2006



Adventure

February 01, 2006



Unto

February 01, 2006



Everywhere

February 01, 2006

See that tray.... Back there....Leaning against the wall.....The one painted with flowers.....I've been inside a ton of estates here in Chicago.......In every single house you'll find that same tray.....I think it may be some kind of evil plot.....


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