Guardian

September 30, 2005

This pic goes out to "Alan" who has sent me no less than fifteen emails begging for more upskirt photos. Here ya go buddy, hot hot hot upskirt action just for you.

heneverlettheboyscomenear.jpg


Was

September 30, 2005

Two years.
When you quit drinking, time moves slowly
The first year is like when you're a kid in a pool
And someone is holding you under the water
You finally break free and gasp for air
The second year
You vow never to let that happen to you again
And you realize
The person holding you under the water
Was yourself

oheddie.jpg


Rebellion

September 29, 2005

dammiteddie.jpg

eddiewasthecoolestheneverlistened.jpg


Balance

September 28, 2005

hearmefearmeiamthelordofthecouch.jpg


Together

September 27, 2005

dotheclaw.jpg


Scrambled

September 27, 2005

illhavemineovereasy.jpg


More

September 26, 2005

whoputthemushroomsinthestew.jpg


Timing

September 25, 2005

theomenpart17.jpg

iseebrain.jpg

And a few special requests;

loreleihasatruelove.jpg

hewaspickedon.jpg

duckduckgoose.jpg

theywerealwaysseentogether.jpg

hedbeenupallnight.jpg


Lines

September 24, 2005

If you havn't been there yet, Mike at Box of Slides has a wonderful site.

hewasquitetheartist.jpg


Maneuvers

September 23, 2005

bushandchenycelebrateanothermissionaccomplished.jpg


Lucky

September 23, 2005

todayisthedaymylifewillchange.jpg


Question

September 22, 2005

I have to make a decision about something this weekend but I really can't decide one way or the other.
I'm going to leave it up to you guys.
Without knowing what it is, whats your gut say?
Should I do it or not?


Blindsided

September 22, 2005

thebeginningoftheend.jpg


America

September 21, 2005

hehadtohurryhomebonanzawasonateight.jpg


Catch

September 20, 2005

notonthecarpetednanotonthecarpet.jpg


Impressed

September 20, 2005

thenewhiresatthesweatshopseemedunhappy.jpg


Arrrrr Upskirt

September 19, 2005

As International Talk Like a Pirate Day winds down, I present you with a pirate upskirt.

randyknewtheknifewassharpbuthehadnofear.jpg


Subversion

September 19, 2005

"The peace symbol (☮) was designed and completed February 21, 1958 by Gerald Holtom, a commercial designer and artist in Britain. He had been commissioned by the Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament to design a symbol for use at an Easter march to Canterbury Cathedral in protest against the Atomic Weapons Research Establishment at Aldermaston in England."

In America, its use was first documented in November of 1958.

theywereveryclassy.jpg

theresoneineverycrowd.jpg


Whiff

September 18, 2005

shesmellslikeroses.jpg


The Future

September 17, 2005

Remember ladies, the keys to a happy life are some white go-go boots, a mini-bike and a cel phone.

itsmebabyimonmywayhome.jpg


Oligarchy

September 16, 2005

oligarchypersonified.jpg


Joy

September 16, 2005

hisamusementwascontagious.jpg


Shy

September 15, 2005

eveninacrowdifeelsoalone.jpg


Spiked

September 15, 2005

stellaspikedthepuch.jpg


Artbabe

September 14, 2005

He walks into the bedroom with his camera.
He smiles.
You ask "Why the camera?".
He says "I want some pictures of you."
You're young and also an artist.
"They're only for me. No one will ever see them"
You smile and lay back.
The camera clicks.
Over and over.

I got these from a guy at the flea market who was making a big deal out of showing everyone "Dis naked chick here". I looked the photos he was selling and saw it was some Wicker Park artbabe just having fun with her boyfriend. They were happy and in love. You could tell by their eyes. There were at least a hundred photos and most are much more revealing than the one I posted. Right then, the guy selling them called over some of his friends "Hey Eddie, Steve ya gotta see dis, check out the naked broad". I felt bad for the girl in the pictures. The flea market goons were about to be drooling over her body. I asked the guy how much. he said "For all of them? Fifty bucks." I bought the whole pile of photos and put them in my bag. Eddie and Steve came over and asked to see the pics. I told them "She wouldn't like that". They both kinda stared at me for a minute and then Steve said "Ron you're fucking weird, you know that."

hesaidtheydbeprivate.jpg


Warren

September 14, 2005

theywereallears.jpg


Offer

September 13, 2005

From an old Oscar Mayer booklet titled CookOut Fun.
Fun indeed.

runbillyrundadshadafewtoomanyblatzagain.jpg


The Cave of Caerbannog

September 13, 2005

mrrabbithadtwosoulsonegoodoneevil.jpg


September 12, 2005

So, I'm listening to the John Roberts supreme court confirmation hearings and I'm having a hard time telling if it's really a congressional hearing or an episode of NPR's
"Wait Wait - Don't Tell Me".

And then the power outage in L.A. knocked Bighappy offline for hours and hours.


Horror

September 12, 2005

unbearable.jpg


more

September 12, 2005

A few people emailed asking for more info about the photo "jen". Here's the backside of the photo. It may be in German.

itsaysdrinkyourovaltine.jpg


Lapdance

September 11, 2005

hewastrendybeforetrendywascool.jpg


Crapola

September 10, 2005

At the flea market today I found many wonderful things. It's the stuff antique dealers die for. An Eames Aluminum Group chair, a piece of Van Briggle pottery, some hunting magazines from the 1920s. But of all the great finds today, this crappy embroidered pillow it the best damned thing (to me) of all. This is why I'll never be rich.
I am a man with questionable taste.

ilovecraplikethis.jpg


Jen

September 10, 2005

arewedoneyet.jpg


improvise

September 09, 2005

So, I'm driving down the expressway last week and some doofus is riding about an foot off my bumper. I look in the rear view mirror and see it's some yuppie in a red jeep. He looks really agitated at the fact he can"t get around me. (even though I'm doing 70 in the middle lane) He decides to get even closer. Me, I'm thinking about how much fun it's going to be when I tap the brakes and he has to stop in a panic. At the same time, I get a crick in my neck and move my head towards my left shoulder and then towards my right (like you're trying to crack your neck or something). I look back in the mirror and mr. yuppie has backed off a few car lengths. I totally expected him to still be riding my bumper. Weird. I wonder to myself if the neck thing had anything to do with it so I try it on the next tailgater. He backs off as well. It's worked everytime I've done it and I just don't understand it. Will someone else give this a shot and let me know if it works for you. It's freaking me out man.

In the meantime, here's some kids with cans.

wefoundthemaswewalked.jpg


Subversion

September 08, 2005

The Nixon School Safety Patrol was there to enforce the rules.
Only the best and brightest students were given for the honor of wearing the yellow sash.
The sash of authority.
It was with much pride that they gathered on a March day in 1957.
For the photo that would show the world.
Who they were.
The chosen few.
The enforcers of all that was right in the world.
The keepers of order.
Everyone would see.
The quiet strength and dignity.
Of the honored few.

thosewhoserve.jpg

There was just one problem.

thebestphotoever.jpg


Thirst

September 07, 2005

italwaystastedlikehose.jpg


Kathy-O-Rama

September 06, 2005

My cousin Kathy
The coolest chick on the planet.

heyitscathyandastrangelittledog.jpg


Excited

September 06, 2005

Jesus, someone help me.
I've had Charlie Rich's "Behind Closed Doors" stuck in my head all day.

shewasexcitedwewerebothexcited.jpg


realization

September 05, 2005


I've added Modest Needs.org to the links.
They do wonderful things.

tomorrisseymyidol.jpg


Drink

September 04, 2005

daddysaysbatteryacidwillmakemegrow.jpg


Whoopie

September 03, 2005

thatnoiseiknewitwasnotfmyowndoing.jpg


Solace

September 02, 2005

amomentforme.jpg


Well

September 01, 2005

I found a girls diary at the flea market.
I can't decide if I should post it or not.
It's kinda depressing.


Multicultural

September 01, 2005

whobrokethesteak.jpg

holagringo.jpg

homemaidyeaiknowbadjokebutwhattheheck.jpg


About the Funhouse

Howdy
Welcome
Greetings
I'm glad you're here

Welcome to
Ron Slattery's
Bighappyfunhouse

Vernacular photography is my thing...

Well, that and photos of
plastic covered couches...

Enjoy the pie...


Drop me an email bighappyfunhouse@gmail.com

I also collect
QSL Cards and other crapola
See it all
At my other site
Slats.org

Or visit me on
Facebook

Cherish life my friends
Every day above ground
Is a good day

Search



There is also an advanced search.

Archives

Nearby:

Recent entries:

The last few months:

View the full archive listing.

Big Found

Big Links


Around Chicago